At home, we have so much booze, we could probably open a bar for the next few months and make a decent amount of money.

Of course, it would be illegal, but that’s not the point. We do have some really nice stuff though. Actually, I think it might be that I have some really nice stuff. Hopefully though, drinking nicer stuff will stop me from becoming an alcoholic, since I wouldn’t be able to afford to keep drinking at that rate. Either that, or I’d be a drunk and broke very quickly.

At home, we have Jose Cuervo gold tequila (admittedly not the best, but it’s certainly not the crap we used to have), previously mentioned Woodford Reserve, the unfortunately named Mount Gay rum (which is an extremely nice gold rum), Absolut vodka (as well as an almost-empty bottle of Skyy and half-full bottle of Smirnoff), not to mention bottles of Johnny Walker, Jim Beam White, Glayva, Jim Beam White, Black Sambuca, Jim Beam Gold, Sake, and various liquers. There’s a bit more than that but I can’t remember them all.

Maybe I should just drink it all myself?