A friend at work was recently discussing with me his plans for building a new computer. Many of his questions were of a “will this work with that” nature, to which my answer was almost always “yes”. It’s strange when you’re an IT guy, you are supposed to know about computers, building computers, TVs, VCRs, DVD players, video cameras, cameras, digital cameras, iPods, scanners and almost anything else electronic… but I digress.
My resounding answers of “yes” got me thinking about a time, way back in the past, when building a computer wasn’t simply plugging the purple, green, blue and red connectors into their corresponding spots. Oh no, it was a shambles, full of trial-and-error mistakes which any seasoned computer-builder could make, let alone a beginner like me.
Floppy and IDE cables, for instance (I heard someone refer to one as “ide” [as in the "ides of march"] cable recently too, but I’m again digressing… should stop that) used to be bloody awful to connect. There was no plastic surround, so you could easily connect all but one row. There was no little “notch” thing, so even if you managed to put it in the right place, it was probably the wrong way around. The red strip indicating pin 1 was there, but it was so light it may as well not have been. This meant that you had to check the actual cable for a tiny little “1″, which had to line up with another “1″ on the motherboard.
You would eventually get the drive connector connected and move onto RAM. RAM didn’t have little notches in it either, so it was a common mistake to have it connected the wrong way.
And what about the BIOS? It was all “dip switches” this and “jumper” that. Now, it’s “choose an option through the software”. Well, that was painless. In fact, usually you don’t have to choose anything. It was way too easy to miscalculate the dip switches needed for your CPU and have nothing boot up at all before you had to start over, and check every little connection.
I’m forgetting the CPU. Ah, the CPU. There was no simple little lever to move the lightly-placed CPU in place. Oh no, you had to shove that little blighter in place, hoping that you’d aligned it the right way — there was no cut off corner on the CPu, so you had to guess the correct alignment — and not bend any pins in the process. If you had been paying attention, then the thermal paste (no pre-attached pads, thank you) was in proper contact with the heat sink. If not, well, there goes your nice new CPU come power-up time (actually, that’s the case now, but it used to be a lot easier).
The sliced fingers. There were no rolled edges on the cases, no rounded ones either. It was sharp and pointy all the way. You could always tell a computer tech who’d recently built a machine, because their fingers were sliced every which way with tiny little nicks and cuts.
There are probably lots of other pitfalls I’ve forgotten to mention, but these are the ones I remember most… least? fondly. It seems everyone who built computers around this time (whether for fun or profit) has a story about that one, horrible disaster of a machine they put together. Ahh, the memories… and this is just the inside of a computer!
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